Valentine’s Day needs to be redefined. First of all, it requires some emotional input with which I’ve never been really comfortable. My husband knows that when I punch him in…
Crazy Woman Walking
I sat in the airport for five lovely hours the other day, and I observed people as they sat in their chairs and passed by. Yes, my daughter would call…
The Menopausal Shining
Don’t tell me that aging doesn’t cause a few small panic attacks. For example, I keep having this recurring dream that I’m in front of a group telling stories, and…
The Bitch is Back
I was just reading an article on dogs only because I was looking for an article on meeting behaviors, which somehow led me to comparisons of the male and female…
Looking for a Way Out of the Weigh-In
I have found the lightest pair of pants in my closet and removed all my heavy jewelry. I make sure my hair is completely dry lest its density ruin my…
