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You Make Me Feel like an Unnatural Woman

I’ve always heard that women have these natural, maternal instincts that ensure they know their babies from the moment they are born. Well, I beg to differ. Those of you…

Football Beats Decorating Every Time

I have an incremental approach to decorating for the holidays. Tonight it was candles in the windows, and I had to use Lamaze breathing to get through the experience. I’m…

What’s A Dame?

Better than a broad More challenging than a chick, A Dame knows her strength And relies on her wit. She’s not just a clone Of what ladies “should be,” She…

Let’s Blacklist Black Fridays!

Christmas should be about white lights and love and giving, and should never be preceded by a shopping day called Black Friday. I personally think Black Friday should be blacklisted.…

The Old, New Cool

I kept scratching the front of my neck when I realized I had my sweater on backwards. The tag was causing the itch. Then I looked in the mirror and…