Humor

Spousal Flu – How Much Avoidance is Acceptable?

My husband has the flu, and I have bought him Nyquil, delivered cold Cokes and picked up soup at Panera Bread. I didn’t resist when he said he wanted to…

Six Degrees of Conversational Separation: How Kevin Bacon Has Kept Me From Losing My Thoughts

As seen in Huffington Post Ah, Kevin Bacon. Your degrees of separation have kept me in the conversational game, and I will be forever thankful. Six degrees of separation is…

Why Rosemary Is Now Scarier Than Her Baby

Remember the movie Rosemary’s Baby? Well, I would like to pitch a new version of the movie that’s less about Rosemary’s evil baby and more about the evil, menopausal Rosemary.…

If You’re A Calorie-Counter, Please Don’t Sit Next To Me On Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a time for unbridled gluttony, and that is a rule that should never be broken. So, I accept the fact that one precious day a year I can…

Where Did All The Pantyhose Go?

I hear that pantyhose are making a comeback. Thank goodness. My legs have never needed them more. I remember the first time my mom showed me how to put hose…