I took six years of French because I was in love with France. “Bonjour mon nom est Donna. Je t’aime.” That’s pretty much all I remember, except for Patti LaBelle’s…
Why I Vote Yet Dread the Experience
I guess suffering through the voting experience is not the same as being a Suffragist. I just read a great blog article about those activists who sacrificed to earn our…
How a Dame Prepares for a Hurricane
I’m not sure there’s a perfect way to prepare for a storm like Sandy. However, I’ve been interacting with my friends on Facebook who are in the storm’s path and…
How Football Helped My Mother Score a Cabbage Patch Kid
Is it so wrong that I would rather watch a football game than go shopping? Is it really weird that my family knows not to call me during a Redskins’…
The Menopausal Mood Hat
I was watching clips from a Green Bay Packer’s game and saw a man wearing a Cheese Head. I thought to myself, “That cheese hat lets everyone know, immediately, that…