Humor

How to Gain Weight Without Even Trying

I have watched “The Biggest Loser” and follow Jillian Michaels fitness tips. I have brought in our own fitness (Lorri Hanna). These people have a gift for helping people stay…

What I Might Do With This Extra Tuition Money . . .

I’m getting ready to make a week long trip to watch my baby graduate from college. I am so proud of her and excited that she is going to have…

Was I as Bad as the “Toddlers in Tiaras” Moms?

I really want to judge the mothers in “Toddlers in Tiaras.” Their headlines continue to horrify me. Here are a few I saw today: Contestant wants “To dance on the…

Donna, Plain and Medium

Last night I watched “Long Island Medium,” much to my husband’s chagrin. He refused to look at me as he passed by, actively shunning me. I don’t care — I…

The New Mile

When my kids were little, I never thought they’d grow, The late nights, early mornings, and the fits that they would throw. How many hot dogs cooked? How many trips…