Humor

The Danger of Snow Days & Girl Scouts

[quote button_text+”Tweet the Quote”]I recently read that cold weather speeds up your metabolism. That was not a good thing for me to read.[/quote] According to the recent escalation in my…

I Miss My Dames (and my Cokes) Most of All

Dorothy, upon leaving Oz, turned to Scarecrow and said, I think I’m going to miss you most of all. I always cried at that scene as a kid but never…

Courage in the Face of Cancer

[As seen in Huffington Post] Four weeks ago life was normal. My husband visited the doctor for his annual physical and went through the motions of carrying liquids in a…

Why I Reported Menopause to the Police

[As seen in Huffington Post] Menopause is a thief, and I recently reported the crime to the criminal division of our local police department. I figure that menopause must be…

Am I Over-Googled?

I’m starting to realize something truly terrifying . . Googling does not pay well. I was raised in a family where we sacrificed grocery money to buy the World Book…